My priorities are whacked.

Exhibit A: My cell phone. It’s broken. I mean, broke. Like hanging on by a wire, broken. If I open it, it dangles on the wire…Yes I taped it. I’m putting off buying a new one as loooooong as possible.You see…I want new bamboo shades for the family room.Exhibit B: My half of the closet. This is just half of my half. And I wear about one tenth of what is in here. And that one tenth, I wear over and